Wah, this one truly is “next level” hero. Sit down First Class already, still treat the airplane aisle like Red Star Dim Sum Restaurant.

Imagine hor, 15 hours in the air. Normal people will watch movie, put on eye mask, knock out until slainte. But not this Korean mukbang TikToker/YouTuber blur sotong. He sit down, buckle up, open menu, then start his performance.

Every 45 minutes, press the stewardess call button. Ding-dong!

Air steward walk over with smile: “Sir, what would you like?”
“I want the steak.”

After finish, digest for one movie, Ding-dong!

“Sir, anything else?”
“Can I have the caviar?”

Repeat this stunt twenty damn times over the flight. By the 15th round, the poor cabin crew walking up and down the aisle so much, their smartwatch already clock 42,000 steps, ready to join Standard Chartered Marathon liao.

The stewardess face smile until cramp, eye twitching, thinking inside heart: “Wah lao eh, fly this route ten years, never see such a human vacuum cleaner before. If you want to eat so much, why you don’t climb out and go catch fish outside?”

Of course, the internet police don’t play play. Netizens see liao already kpkb, backside on fire. People go online and blast: “Eh bro, First Class ticket expensive, but your brain flat like zero-balance ez-link card ah?” “You think you are high SES, but you behave like you kena lock up inside Cold Storage warehouse ah?” Some even scared the plane weight imbalance, fuel finish halfway, ask: “Wah lao, you eat so much, later the plane take off tail heavy, tail scrape runway then how?”

In the end, cannot tahan the social media tsunami. This guy see the comments section turn into Pulau Semakau rubbish dump already, boh bian. Must quietly delete the video, then write a long essay post ang-moh style to say sorry, claiming he “didn’t consider the burden on the crew.”

Wah, now everybody know. Next time you see him board a plane, don’t sit behind him. Later he finish eating, airplane toilet choke, confirm jialat one! Siao liao.

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